there is a kobold on this page. you cannot see him. move your mouse.
He is invisible. What you can see is his paw prints, his little comments, and — if you leave him alone long enough — the bed he drags out.
Give him a moment to climb out of his burrow.
Move your cursor — he comes to it. Stop, and he waits, then gets bored and wanders off.
Click him — where the prints are, not where your cursor is. He yips and spins. Do it ten times and he decides you're friends.
Type yip — anywhere on the page. He answers.
Open the >_ den tab in the corner, then try come, fetch, status, or name crumb.
Press ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA — or just type zoomies.
Scroll fast — he gets carried off with the page and has to sprint back.
Wait ten minutes without touching anything. He goes to bed.
These are marked data-den-steal. Nothing is stealable unless
you say so. Hit fetch in the shell to make him take one now —
he always brings it back.
Pages tell him what happened; he decides how to feel about it.
Rain sends him under the nearest panel to sulk. Snow does the opposite.
↑ "investigate" sends him to this line, specifically.
<script src="/den.js"></script>Optional markup:
<div data-den-poi="yip (sign it)"> <!-- he visits and comments -->
<span data-den-steal> <!-- he may take this -->
<span data-den-others></span> <!-- how many others are here -->MIT licensed. if you put him on your site, he's yours now.